[ wherever bart is, suddenly entrapta will appear! in his personal space! bad! ]
Hello! I had some questions! Why were you so eager to strip, and why does your profile talk about how fast you area? Do you have some sort of speed related ability?
[ she has no notebook but she will use her cute mini-robot to record his answers!! ]
[ why is the CORPSEROBBER following him, but it's fine, he's got this. ]
Uh, duh, I'm a speedster, of the famous Allen line. Y'know, Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, Wally West? [ none of those people have the same last name, wtf. ] Superspeed's in our blood and superheroing's what we do. That's why I was ready to take my clothes off, because I'm all helping people.
[ just. comes out and says it. ] And I don't see the correlation between you stripping and heroism! But tell me more. And about your speedster prowess!
Well, we were trying to find out who killed that girl, right? [ Will he ever remember her name, doubtful. ] So I figured that me taking off my clothes would help eliminate the pool of suspects and therefore help the group into finding the right killer and enacting justice upon them.
Well, yes, but removing your undergarments wasn't required! It lead me to believe that you may have had an ulterior motive, which would be a cause for concern, considering your young age and the social boundaries I know of!
[ it's okay entrapta doesn't remember her name either. ]
But more importantly, tell me about the superspeed! How did it originate? Did it come from a runestone?
[ science nerd is definitely the inferior nerd :/ :/ :/ ]
Like, the game. I can't believe you've never heard of it, we'll have to ask the gods for it so we can play next week.
[ except it never happened because val died, RIP ]
But my gramps just fell into a bucket of chemicals or something and then got struck by lightning. Definitely would not recommend it though, you feel totally moded for awhile.
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WEEK 1, POST-TRIAL
Hello! I had some questions! Why were you so eager to strip, and why does your profile talk about how fast you area? Do you have some sort of speed related ability?
[ she has no notebook but she will use her cute mini-robot to record his answers!! ]
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Uh, duh, I'm a speedster, of the famous Allen line. Y'know, Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, Wally West? [ none of those people have the same last name, wtf. ] Superspeed's in our blood and superheroing's what we do. That's why I was ready to take my clothes off, because I'm all helping people.
[ hm. ]
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I've never heard of any of these people!
[ just. comes out and says it. ] And I don't see the correlation between you stripping and heroism! But tell me more. And about your speedster prowess!
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Well, we were trying to find out who killed that girl, right? [ Will he ever remember her name, doubtful. ] So I figured that me taking off my clothes would help eliminate the pool of suspects and therefore help the group into finding the right killer and enacting justice upon them.
[ A+ logic right there. ]
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[ it's okay entrapta doesn't remember her name either. ]
But more importantly, tell me about the superspeed! How did it originate? Did it come from a runestone?
Spare no details!
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[ There are gods, so maybe. ]
Nah, it's genetic. I got it from my dad, who got it from his dad - my grandpa! He got it from a freak accident though, our line only goes back to him.
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[ sorry she doesn't speak hopeless nerd, bart :/ only science nerd. ]
An accident affecting his genes? How did it happen?
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Like, the game. I can't believe you've never heard of it, we'll have to ask the gods for it so we can play next week.
[ except it never happened because val died, RIP ]
But my gramps just fell into a bucket of chemicals or something and then got struck by lightning. Definitely would not recommend it though, you feel totally moded for awhile.
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[ val make my dreams come true. ]
Moded? I'm not familiar with this terminology!
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Moded! It's when things get real bad. You don't ever wanna feel the mode.
[ he literally didn't explain anything ]
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Please explain! My understanding of "mode" is completely different!